She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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