Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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