i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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