All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?