i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup