And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow