I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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