I hate all girls vehemently.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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