why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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