Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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