2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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