Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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