Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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