I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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