I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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