You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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