My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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