at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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