Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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