OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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