I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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