How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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