The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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