Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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