Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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