It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
