At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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