We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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