He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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