At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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