Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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