Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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