my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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