Having a random hookup so left but love u
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I did not marry a roomba.
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