sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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