Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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