it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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