She said her name was "party"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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