I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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