woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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