I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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