My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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