Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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