He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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