i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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