do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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