I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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