When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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