i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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