it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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