yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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