im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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