dude i'm inner monologue high
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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