I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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