Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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