I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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