Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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